Moves Like Jagger parody about One Direction
LYRICS
If I can just start with Vas Happenin’?
Zayn Malik my heart
You can have it
Just take it away
To the room where you lay
With mirrors all day
________
Your grammar is bad Real_Liam_Payne
The turtles there dead
What can I say?
The spoons are ahead
They’re winning again
I hope you’re ok
Eating soup with a fork
_______
I can eat that fruit from your body
Taylor Lautner won’t steal my hottie
I’ve got the moves like Zayn
I’ve got the moves like Zayn
I’ve got the moooooves like Zayn
Someday he will marry a dancer
Maybe just a power ranger
I’ve got the moves like Liam
I’ve got the moves like Liam
I’ve got the mooooooves like Liam
______
Will Jimmy protest?
I don’t think so
Cause Louis’ the best
Screaming Hell No!
Boo Bear’s my soul
A true Go cart pro
He would date Susan Boyle
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The curly haired maaaan, Harry
Is madly involve with his Larry
Pretend he’s a cat
Like Caroline Flack
Then I’m sure that that
Will work out fine
______
I can pat the dog, I’ll show you
Screw the lightbulb too you know
I’ve got the moves like Louis
I’ve got the moves like Louis
I’ve got the moooooooves like Louis
If you see me fall I don’t care
Even got some cake in my hair
I’ve got the moves like Harry
I’ve got the moves like Harry
I’ve got the mooooooves like Harry
_______
As ya’ll know
There’s a number five
He’s Irish (did you know?)
And his name is Niall
Eating Nandos chicken
Wearing dungaree’s yeah
Always laughing with me
_______
That’s 1D for you
Screaming out “SHE’S MINE”
Bananas costing pounds
Carrots all around
Y R they so fit?
I couldn’t tell you sh*t
But if you get the chance
Don’t hesitate!
________
Take me to the milkshake city
Just as long as you go with me
I move in One Direction
I move in One Direction
I move in Onnnnneee Direction
Stop the traffic when we go
My love for you only grows
I love One Direction
I love One Direction
I love Onnnnneee Direction
_____
Holy shit. This is fricken amazing. Why does this not have more notes? This is genius! A+
okay this is officially our national anthem.
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WHY IS THIS NOT MY RINGTONE?
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Will Jimmy protest? I don’t think so.
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